Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Real men don't watch sports

Actual conversation I had with my father Tuesday night trying to get a score update on the Hawks-Cavs game on the way back from the grocery store that should give you the general impression that I'm the only sports fan in my family:


Jonathan: Can I get a score update on the game?

Dad: Sure, hang on a minute

Me: Ok

(several minutes pass)

Me: Dad?

Dad: Hang on...

Me:...

Dad: Ok, I've almost got it here - ok, Hawks 4, Cavaliers 1.

Me: (Thinking about it a minute and realizing that he's reading the playoff seeds for each team) - I don't think that's it.

Dad: uuh... ok, 23-17 Boston

Me: um, do you mean Cleveland?

Dad: Yeah, there's just a bunch of people talking - they're showing a bunch of scores - 30-39?

Me: That sounds pretty low... is Charles Barkley one of the guys talking?

Dad: Yeah

Me: Then it's halftime

Dad: Ok, now it's on commercial


I got home before he could find the score. It was 49-43 at the half. I love my dad.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009